A man
walks
into a
pub and
sits
down
next to
a man
with a
dog at
his
feet.
"Does
your dog
bite?"
"No."
A few
minutes
later
the dog
takes a
huge
chunk
out of
his leg.
"I
thought
you said
your dog
didn't
bite!"
the man
says
indignantly.
"That's
not my
dog."












Welcome
to the greatest most
exciting pubs in Bermuda
(as determined by me
and all my friends)! We
are Bermuda’s oldest and
most famous pub and
restaurant and for good
reason. It’s the home
of Bermuda’s national
drink –the delicious
rum swizzle. You can’t
go wrong with walls
covered in business
cards and graffiti, two
huge patios, great pub
food and an awesome
staff who love to get
you swizzlin’!! We got
the best live pub
entertainment every nite
in the summer and the
coolest Swagger Out Shop
on the second floor with
tons of choices
including the renowned
Swizzle Inn – Swagger
Out line of clothing!




