Welcome
to the greatest most
exciting pubs in Bermuda
(as determined by me
and all my friends)! We
are Bermuda’s oldest and
most famous pub and
restaurant and for good
reason. It’s the home
of Bermuda’s national
drink –the delicious
rum swizzle. You can’t
go wrong with walls
covered in business
cards and graffiti, two
huge patios, great pub
food and an awesome
staff who love to get
you swizzlin’!! We got
the best live pub
entertainment every nite
in the summer and the
coolest Swagger Out Shop
on the second floor with
tons of choices
including the renowned
Swizzle Inn – Swagger
Out line of clothing!
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite.
He throws the kite up in the air,
the wind catches it for a few seconds,
then it comes crashing back down to earth.
He tries
this a
few more
times
with no
success.
All the
while,
his wife
is
watching
from the
kitchen
window,
muttering
to
herself
how men
need to
be told
how to
do
everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband,
"You
need a
piece of
tail."
The man
turns
with a
confused
look on
his face
and
says,
"Make up
your
mind.
Last
night,
you told
me to go
fly a
kite."
